Item: Willy Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Caramel Delight chocolate bar
Description: Wow. This chocolate bar is amazing. The overloading sensation of caramel, rice crunch, milk chocolate and fluffy nougat chocolate is such a kick of a sugar rush, I feel like a kid again as I take my first bite into this. The size is nothing but spectacular as well; the bar measures roughly 7 inches long by 4 inches wide. Some bars even have the possibility of containing a Golden Ticket which, unfortunately, (only) scores you a lifesized Oompa Loompa statue rather than a glorious trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. I lose, good day sir.